Tiaras and Flashbulbs

I'm at a loss to royal blood, my friend
A wedding for which knee and back will bend.
The future king and future queen will wed,
What business of ours is it where they bed?

Media frenzy lights up cable news,
For worthless celebs in gem-studded shoes.
The Royal Couple just might be alright,
But tax payer money drains out of sight.

William and Kate should be happy in life,
But far from the public's all seeing gaze,
And safe from the cutting media's knife.

Improv In Pentameter

Is this the first of many posts I make?
Assuredly for all my words must add
To this fine blog from which I freely take
Comments of praise and from those truely mad.

A B A B as quite a simple scheme,
A A B B for two, see what I mean?
It takes much time, to write this prose in rhyme,
But much reward will show itself in time.

~Jestar4A